Saturday Night Live host Miles Teller, 24 hours removed from Halloween yet still in a corn on the cob costume, competed on the game show What Did I Do Last Night? for a chance to win a bottle of Pedialyte and a bacon egg and cheese sandwich.
Teller, who debuted as SNL host in October 2022 and appeared in the show’s 50th anniversary special in February, took on the role of Kenneth from New Jersey. And Kenneth was not in good shape.
“I clawed the castle last night,” he told game show host Gay Fopay (Kenan Thompson). “It’s when you drink 14 White Claws and then eat White Castle.”
Kenneth, going up against “sexy cat” Elizabeth (Veronika Slowikowska) and “vampire” Ron (Ben Marshall), was first asked to identify his Uber faux pas from last night: “a lil puke,” “made your driver go through the drive-thru and pay for your food,” or “asked for the aux, and then watched porn.”
Kenneth picked the first option, but was wrong. He did puke, it turns out, but he did it in a random person’s Camry.
“In my defense, I do that a lot,” he said. But as a penalty, he had to listen to a saxophone player who was badly in need of lessons.
When Elizabeth also answered incorrectly about who she bit and where, her punishment was being forced to catch up with a high school acquaintance. That acquaintance (Jane Wickline) gave a brief, mumbled update about “things haven’t been going great” for her and how she now needs a couch moved, prompting a terrified Elizabeth to put her head in her hands. “Nooooo!” she exclaimed.
With Kenneth up again, his next challenge was to pick who—between an old woman, a young boy, and a stop sign—gave him his black eye. Yet he was wrong again in picking the old woman; it was the boy, whose corn costume he had stolen.
