Who got married and who broke up at the altar?

Warning: This article contains spoilers about the Love Is Blind season 9 finale.

It was bound to happen eventually.

For the first time ever, Love Is Blind has ended with all heartbreak and no happily ever afters, because no one got married in the season 9 finale.

Out of the three couples who even survived to see the finale weddings — Anton and Ali, Kalybriah and Edmond, and Sparkle Megan and Jordan — only two actually make it to the altar. And in both cases, the women break the men’s hearts by rejecting them and leaving them in tears.

In fact, all three women were heartbreakers — a major vibe shift after the two couples who broke up early this season ended because of the men. Read on to find out how each finale breakup went down.

Anton and Ali

The finale begins with relatively tame bachelorette/bachelor parties before we get to the real drama. At the bachelorette party, Ali’s friends try to warn her about the possibility that Anton doesn’t live up to the potential future he’s promised her of opening up his own barbershop or restaurant, and that he might just be a truck driver for the rest of his life. They say she needs to marry him for the man he is now, not who he could become — which is really solid advice!

Meanwhile Anton tells his friends at the bachelor party that he plans to say “I do” at the altar with Ali — he just doesn’t know if she will too.

The morning of their wedding, Ali is all smiles as she talks about how much she loves Anton. She tells her friends that she doesn’t know how “accurate” the intel she got from Anton’s friend’s girlfriend about his excessive partying, but her mom pipes up to say that she’s concerned about Anton’s potential alcohol problems. Ali, however, believes Anton “deserves grace” for it.

At this point, it seems as if we’re on track for an actual “I do” from them both, despite all of their issues. Even Ali’s disapproving sister shows up to support Ali (while also making it clear that she won’t be happy if they get married, a true honest queen).

At the altar, Anton goes first, and lives up to his earlier declaration by saying “I do”; however, after the longest pause ever, Ali breaks his heart by saying, “I can’t be your wife.”

As the shocked crowd watches, she continues, “I feel like the person I fell in love with in the pods isn’t the person I’ve gotten to experience in real life.” She apologizes as she tears up and leaves him at the altar. While Ali collapses to the ground crying with her family, Anton’s loved ones call her a “cold-hearted f—ing b—-.”

Later, Ali says she wishes Anton had said no at the altar, because that would have made it slightly easier for her to say no in response. But it didn’t “feel right” standing up there with him, because he wasn’t “forthcoming about his lifestyle, drinking, partying, how active he is, how healthily he eats.” (The editors cutting her interview with shots of Anton eating chips is just diabolical work here.) She says what she learned from Anton’s friends “threw off” her perspective of him.

Meanwhile, Anton is really confused about why Ali didn’t want to get married — he acts like he has no idea why she said no. Yikes.

Kalybriah and Edmond

Once again, the man is proudly declaring his intention to say “I do” while the woman is more of a mystery. Edmond happily says he doesn’t have cold feet — “My feet are hot!” — and is ready to make Kalybriah his wife. And while Kalybriah is emotional at how “cute” her bridal suite is, it’s hard to tell if she’s planning to say yes, because she doesn’t give any response whenever she’s asked about the wedding. She does, however, repeat that she loves Edmond, over and over.

Edmond reveals his mom couldn’t make it to the wedding because she has “personal things” going on. But he does have his fifth-grade teacher, who he says was his “guardian angel” growing up, to walk him down the aisle. This woman really does seem like a true angel to have been so dedicated to helping one of her students who was in need of a guardian when he was young. Shout-out to teachers everywhere who go above and beyond for their students!

When she gets to the altar, Kalybriah immediately asks Edmond for a hug, and they both deliver vows about how they “love the hell out of” each other. To no one’s surprise, Edmond says “I do,” but Kalybriah doesn’t even get the chance to say “no.” She just starts to look away when it’s her turn, and Edmond cries out in anguish. Kalybriah cries as she apologizes and says that he “deserves someone who is 100 percent at the altar, and I’m not 100 percent right now.”

Kalybriah adds that her saying no doesn’t mean that she doesn’t love or accept him, but she’s not able to marry him. Again, to no one’s surprise, Edmond handles it like a child throwing a temper tantrum at first, until they’re both laughing and joking around about how attracted they are to each other? It’s extremely weird, but what else would you expect from this couple?

Later, Kalybriah says she would have been “miserable” if they got married, but she feels bad about hurting Edmond. Meanwhile, Edmond says he had expected Kalybriah to say “I do” and is shocked that she didn’t. He ends the day crying on the shoulder of his fifth-grade teacher.

Jordan and Sparkle Megan

At the bachelorette party, Sparkle Megan’s already in tears thinking about her complicated feelings about the potential major change in her lifestyle if she marries Jordan, because he has a 5-year-old son. That’s our biggest red flag that this wedding isn’t happening.

And we don’t even get to see Sparkle Megan and Jordan go through the motions of getting ready for the ceremony or walking down the aisle, since the finale ends on a scene with them breaking up at their apartment.

Megan says she’s been a mess because they’re just too different as people, but Jordan doesn’t think they’re that different. Megan says that Jordan’s simple — which is kind of offensive, but it doesn’t seem like she meant it to come off that way? — because he loves his routines. But he believes that if he were rich, he’d be a lot more like her, and it’s just an issue of wealth at this point. She says she wants to be with a partner more like her past relationships, where a guy has a flexible schedule and is able to do everything with her, so Jordan comes in with the perfect mic drop response: “I just don’t know why you chose me in the pods then.”

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Megan admits she didn’t realize how “rigid” his lifestyle truly was when they were talking in the pods, but he was always honest about how she’d have to make sacrifices to be with him and Luca. Megan says she has “reservations” about their potential future, and that’s not how she should be feeling going into their wedding. So she tells him that she “can’t do this,” because it “doesn’t feel right.”

Jordan later says that he thinks if he had enough money to not have to work (like she does), then they would be getting married. In tears, Jordan adds that he wishes he hadn’t introduced her to his son. Meanwhile, Megan admits she didn’t realize how serious becoming a stepmom would be, and that she’s now questioning if she’s cut out to be a mom at all.

The season ends with a montage of all the couples, mostly fighting or having dramatic moments, set to Miley Cyrus’ “Flowers.” And honestly, it’s kind of perfect for this disaster of a cast.